FUKEPAIKE: September 2008

Monday, September 29, 2008

Dakepaike's Weekly Quotes:

Week 40:

People remember misdeeds more than denials.

So if you feel you have a chance of escaping consequences by denying something, do not admit it, because honesty is NOT the best policy.

-dakepaike-

Monday, September 22, 2008

Dakepaike's Weekly Quotes:

Week 39:

Procrastination is the worst form of time luxury.

-dakepaike-

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Weird Tranquility

Today is a special day... because nothing really happened and really nothing happened. Ironical, isn’t it?

I don’t know why I felt this way but ever since the semester started, there wasn’t a moment when I felt agony, aggression, depressed or stressed. (They come separately. If they were to come together, I would die off.) Yup. No aggression. This is strange.

I don’t know how to correctly express this, but I would guess that tranquility is the best word to describe. I have felt very at ease with myself the whole day. No anger, no aggression, no awkwardness, no restriction. Just pure calmness. I suddenly like able to empathize people around me a little better, able to express myself a little better, think more clearly. Yah, just better. So damn good that I feel like I am god.
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Ah! Caught you there! By the way, I am still very much an atheist. I still believe that god is a manifestation of the human mind shaped by cultural and social factors. But I am not going into that today; I just want to express my ‘specialness’. Never today did I push for anything to happen nor did I bite on to anything till I’m satisfied.

Is it because that I do not have enough sleep last night? (Only like 4 hrs.) Or a subconscious confidence boost? Or am I too emotionally tired from all the problems I had last few weeks? I’ve got no idea. Anyway, term break is coming, and I can’t wait. Yeah!

-异客拍客-

Monday, September 15, 2008

I only have...

i have no friend
i have no family
i have no lover
i have no integrity
i have no dignity
i have no hope
i have no chance
i have no faith
i have no money
i have no knowledge
i have no ability
i have no hobby
i have no sense
i have no brain
i have no manners
i have no guts
i have no time
i have no energy
i have no confidante
i have no life
i have no future
i have no strength
i have no looks
i have no trust
i have no luck
i have no shame
i have no talent
i have no peace
i have no soul
i have no face
i have no conscience
i have no mercy
i have no will

I only have nothing.

-dakepaike-

Dakepaike's Weekly Quotes:

Week 38:

Being optimistic is not thinking hard enough.

-dakepaike-

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Laugh...2 Zola Zola!

Today during tutorial, the lecturer is going on and on on things that me and some friends around me no longer understand. In a moment of randomness, I exclaimed (silently), "Zola! Zola!", paying tribute to the legend that is coming back to Premier league.

Friend beside me start to talk about the possibility that Zola cannot tahan seeing how west ham is performing and would probably take the role of player-manager.

Then, suddenly, we had other ideas. "Maybe west ham can organise a old timers squad of players who had just retired." Names start to go... on and on... on and on...

Final list:
Keepers: Oliver Kahn, Peter Schmeichel, Jose Luis Chilavert.
Defenders: Lilian Thuram, Paolo Maldini (one more year), Marcel Desailly, Frank Leboeuf, Laurent Blanc, Jaap Stam, Roberto Carlos (still playing?).
Midfielders: Didier Deschamps, Marc Overmars, Roberto Di Matteo, Zinedine Zidane(WOW!), Jay-Jay Okocha, Michael Schumacher(?).
Forwards: Luis Figo, Patrick Kluivert, Dennis Bergkamp, Jurgen Klinsmann, Roberto Baggio, Fat Ronaldo.

Matt Le Tissier almost made it into the list, for the sake of our dear lecturer who graduated at Southampton.

All Right... I know it is damn boliao!!

-异客拍客-

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Laugh... All the paiseh-ness.

This would be in bits and pieces. Read and try to grasp.

Yesterday at lab.
I have finished what I need to do and about to leave.
Friend A doing the same experiment asked me to wait for her.
I said I need to go back home to run.
I left, without waiting for anyone.

At bus stop outside engin.
I was there waiting for 188.
Instead I saw 3 96s and 2 33s.
15 min passed.

Friend B comming down the stairs.
Told me she going bugis.
4th 96 comes, I sian of waiting liao.
Lan lan board the bus.

Bus turns into last bus stop before exiting nus.
Friend A boards bus.
I juz stun... And laugh.
Hahaha!

-异客拍客-

Monday, September 08, 2008

Dakepaike's Weekly Quotes:

Week 37:

Naivety breeds optimism.

-dakepaike-

Sunday, September 07, 2008

I am a nerd

Just an interesting incident to share.

My petroleum geoscience lecturer was giving a lecture 2 days ago and he could memorise all the different geologic times. That would be like 15 time periods. As you know, they give very weird names to these time periods.

"You don't have to memorise them like I do, just remember a few important ones. You know, I have this geologic time scale table in my pocket. I bring it with me all the time."

The whole class giggled a bit.

"You know what is a nerd? Do you use the word 'nerd' here?" (he is from UK)

The class nodded.

"I mean, I am a nerd. A geological nerd."

The lecture theatre burst into laughter. This is the 1st time I hear an academic confessing to be a nerd.

He looks stern but he is really a nice guy.

-dakepaike-

Monday, September 01, 2008

Dakepaike's Weekly Quotes:

Week 36:

If you don't know what would happen if you say something, never say it.

-dakepaike-
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