FUKEPAIKE: June 2007

Friday, June 29, 2007

Is it all Pre-destined?

A thought struck me while I was chatting with a friend. Is it all pre-destined? I do not just mean who our parents are, what kind of luck would we have throughout our lives, would we be rich or poor etc.

I come up with a theory that there is a mechanism that determines the outcome of every single thing, not just life in general. Why am I typing this right now? Why are we called fukepaike? Why am I literate? Why is the fan in motion and in speed 3, but not speed 1 as I am typing this sentence?

People would argue that ‘hey, you choose to type this now, it is a unanimous decision that we are called fukepaike, you are literate because your parents want you to be educated. Haha, you feel hot, so you increase the fan speed to 3.’

I question deeper.

Is it my choice to type this thing? Yes.
What is making this choice? Ans: My brain?
What is making my brain choosing to ask my hands to type? Ans: The desire to share?
Why do you have the desire to share? Ans: It is my personality?
Why do you have this personality? Ans: Maybe because of my upbringing?
Why did you meet these people that bring you up and influencing your character? Ans: They are my parents/family?
Why did you choose to be influenced by them and not others? Blah blah blah

I am sure there is no end to the questions. All questions can be answered by a sentence: ‘It is all pre-destined.’ Maybe even choices that you make are pre-destined. This ‘mechanism’ spurns out everything, abstract or real, in the blink of an eye. The mechanism has already decided if you would choose A or B, hence your brain makes a choice.

Obviously, people do consider their options, for example A or B. Your choice perhaps depended on say, which one is cheaper, A or B? Why do you want the cheaper option? The mechanism has already decided that you would choose the cheaper option. You can disagree, you reason out that you do not have as much money to buy the more expensive item, you depended on rationality, not any unknown ‘thing’ to guide your decision. Then what made you rational? Why did your rationality come in at this moment? Hmm… maybe you lost money in betting (the mechanism already determined your ‘not so good’ luck and that you would bet a lot of money prior to this decision?) or perhaps you are from a poor family (destined by this mechanism to born into a not so wealthy family?)

So, is everything dependable on this pretty abstract ‘mechanism’ theory? Why did I come up with such a thought? Is the mechanism guiding me to derive at this ‘theory’? No one knows for sure and sure no one knows.

Sorry if this is extremely abstract and radical. Don’t really have a liking for philosophy though haha…

-达客拍客

Sunday, June 24, 2007

粗鲁斯文大论随便

粗鲁人:“哎,我要去canteen一趟,要我帮你买什么水吗?”
斯文人:“那…随便买。”
粗:“So,随便是anything,啊?”
斯:“是啦,随便随便。”

过了一会儿,粗鲁人拿着一罐‘Anything’饮料回来。

粗:“那,你要的随便。”
斯:“啊!你真的是买了‘随便’回来!”
粗:“是啊,是你说要随便得的嘛…”
斯:“好吧,随便随便…也不知到这是什么…”

斯文人喝了一口‘Anything’,赫然发现是一罐多加了糖和气的汽水。

斯:“哇,怎么这么难喝啊?”
粗:“哎,你怎么那么难搞?帮你买水,没一声谢谢,还闲东闲西的,很麻烦啊!”
斯:“的确是难喝嘛…”
粗:“哇,你他妈的到底有完没完?就是有你这种人,拿不定主意,才会有这种产品,帮你拿主意嘛。一罐罐同样的外形,但里面装不一样的口味,这你还不满意…”
斯:“这产品虽然叫‘随便’,但买的人一定对它有所要求,渴望某一种口味嘛…”
粗:“哎呀,你很烦,不要跟你吵了。随便随便…你回家小便啦!”
斯:“哎哟,才懒得跟你吵…”

过了一会儿,粗鲁人回来。

粗:“你要什么水,我去买。”
斯:“随便。”
粗:“还来!哈哈!”
斯:“哈哈哈!”

-异客拍客-

Friday, June 22, 2007

Yunnan, A place of Beauty and Wonder



Really really fun and beautiful place. Lotsa sights to see lotsa stories to tell.

Let's start with tea.

One of the products Yunnan is famous for is the Pu Er Cha. It's aromatic and sweet, and the pic on the right? is a teapot.


The tea leaves are shaped into round things and stamped on with designs. Quite cool. See the chess pieces on the left? All made from tea. So when they brew tea, they break off abit of the large tea biscuit to boil. Of course, there are decorative pieces which are rock hard and usuable pieces which are much softer.
More to come!
麦克拍客

Sunday, June 17, 2007

苹果


什么是真?什么是假?何谓返璞归真?何谓浮夸颓靡之风?以上的苹果是否是一粒可供人营养的苹果,或是一粒虚有其表,里头蚴虫乱窜,被腐蚀的苹果?

还记得,牛顿发现地心吸引力,可得归功于苹果的掉落。苹果不只是水果,它还是地心吸引力的启蒙物。在白雪公主的故事中,公主因吃下了一颗被诅咒的苹果而陷入一场昏睡中,此时,苹果又被幻化成邪恶轴心之物。

一样东西,有不同的解读,一样东西,也可以是多元化,也可以是正负两极化。同样东西,不同构造。同样东西,不同代表性。一样东西可以具有不同的性质,可以是色彩斑斓,也可以是毫无色泽,若以较深邃的层面来诠释一样东西,一样东西更可以蕴育出不同性质、不同内涵、不同外表的东西。就如一种米养百种人这放诸四海皆准的俗语,人,虽食着同样的米谷,却养育着丑、恶、善、暴等不同性质的个体。

苹果到底是什么?苹果是否已脱离了原先赋予于它水果的意义,而升华成了有不同象征意义的东西?一切有待大家的解读。

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Free Hair Cut!!!

Anyone interested?
Remember the last time we went for the hair cut at lavender there? now they are all coming to a place near you!
My music teacher booked her function room and all the hairdressing students are coming. hairstyles of any gender, pls contact me if you're interested.
hair cut date is 20th june, tell me the time you are free.

Thanks.
麦克拍客

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Clerk-mando Days

1st day…
Haizz… After slacking at home for so long, ‘cept for the previous day, when I had to prep my duffel bag for ICT… Waking early was tough for me as I had a routine 11am to 3am days. Shit happens when one is really down in luck. The stupid RSM asked me to go for a haircut. Crap, haircut again?? I just had one the previous day…

Later I realised that I’m a clerk at S4 branch… It was mayhem getting contact of the key personnels. Spent the whole day getting phone numbers from them. I really wondered how people conducted ICT before the age of handphones. My stupid CSM got his phone kept at the guardhouse. Brillant idea… (bring camera phone lah…) He had a hell of a day too, as he wasn’t trained for his appointment. Was screamed here and there… Kinda pity him…

The CO happily chose my office to use. A long queue ensures… At least 50 people turn up to defer. How I wished that I had a reason to do so… And yar there’s COS duty during reservist… Totally blew me off. Didn’t see it coming… Had a tough time pointing arrows to all the 3SGs….

2nd day…
Only today, I realised that there were 90 people that didn’t turn up! So the whole day I see people kena charge outside RSM office. Charge, charge, charge… Wonder what monsters reside in there… Busy running to S1 branch and back… Decided to name myself and all the other clerks, clerk-mando… Didn’t really know what I was doing.

Deeply misunderstood… Was asked the 5th time today if I was active… Wanted to kill the RSM, the barber and those people.

Realised it is impossible to get the whole company to do one single thing altogether… Racking my brains to break this annoying system.

3rd day…
Ah… Today is the day where I could slack… My boss went outfield… Met my superior during my temp job days last year. Nice guy, a volunteer with a great heart. Had a great time toking to him.

Getting ready the bleedy book out book… Can’t believe there is such things… Blew me off again. Worse, have to wait for everyone to sign out before I can leave the camp.

4th day…
Vesak, short day… Didn’t enjoy much… Had to return by 2359h…

5th day…
Wonders never fail to cease, the RSM is still charging people… Another outfield day, another day to slack big time at the office, i.e. wait for things to happen… Was only busy with another thing, collecting camp passes from everyone in the company, wasn’t very delightful, need to chase people…

6th day…
Finally, Out-pro… stupid 1st ICT over liao… Need hell lotsa sleep.

After waking up, realised that I didn’t touch more than 1 chapter of the book I brought to camp. Didn’t get to the emart either… Wat was I busy with?

Total bewilderment…

-异客拍客-

Sunday, June 03, 2007

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