FUKEPAIKE: May 2008

Friday, May 30, 2008

Dakepaike's Weekly Quotes:

Week 22:

"Ensure" has a pinch of distrust.




Sometimes people ask you "Please ensure that..." Do they really trust you?

"I need to ensure that my..." Do you trust yourself?

-dakepaike-

Glaring, Horrendous Mistake in a Music Exam

I have got lots to write about my holiday job. But I just can't collect my thoughts well enough to churn out an article but I know I will be writing something maybe the next few days.

Anyway, I was taken aback by this glaring mistake made by a group I never expected.

This morning, a 24-man guitar ensemble came to take an exam equivalent to a diploma in performing music. They are from a junior college's guitar club and they are taking this Intermediate Recital exam.

Look at the programme notes handed in to the British music examiner.



I concealed the identity of the JC cos' it is quite embarrassing to make such a glaring mistake at the front cover of your programme notes. It should be "Intermediate RECITAL", not "RECITED". The programme notes are meant to be given to the examiner so he has an idea of the music that will be played.

Oh, did I mention that it is one of the top 3 JCs in Singapore? That is what's shocking...

How is it possible that such a mistake can be made? I mean, the teacher in charge would have read through the notes, the guitar teacher would have too, I know this must be the work of a student, I am sure he/she and maybe some other friends would have read it and spotted the mistake. But none realised what was wrong with the front cover.

I found this quite amusing and impossible. To take the Intermediate Recital, I think you need to pay more than $500. I am not too sure if they paid $500 as a whole or each student forked out $500... The programme notes constitute to 10% of the marks.

"Mr Wilkinson, did you spot the mistake?" I asked the examiner after the exam.

"Haha... Yes, on the front page." he replied.

"Oh, and they do have some spelling errors inside too." he added.

I am not too sure about the inside, but there is only one page with words, less than 400 words I suppose.

For the last joke, When the students arrived initially, I told the examiner "They are from one of the top junior colleges in Singapore."

I wish I hadn't said that.

-dakepaike-

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Dakepaike's Weekly Quotes:

This week is not my quote, but a colourful and flamboyant manager of the football world - Jose Mourinho.

Week 21:

"Almost is nothing." - Jose Mourinho

He was commenting on his successor Avram Grant's performance at Chelsea Football Club after Chelsea came in 2nd for the Barclay's Premier League, League Cup and the Champion's League.

Ya, I agree that sometimes, almost is nothing, especially in today's unforgiving society.

-dakepaike-

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

寂寞

不知道何时在电视上,听到了一句话,说道:“一个人如果会寂寞的话,他在什么场合,做什么事,都还会寂寞。”

我觉得这句话说的很实在,很贴切。做起事、忙起来时,会让人烦,让人忧。往往一点点的压力和挫折能让人振奋,使人充实起来。但,当压力太大时,负面感情开始囤积,就会犯着寂寞大神,慢慢开始折磨。有时,换个地方,换样东西来做,都没办法把寂寞大神赶走。

当寂寞侵犯时,会饿得比较快,累了比较快。吃了、休息了,还有一种不知所谓的感觉。脑子里一片混乱,就如打完战一样,七零八落地。憔悴直写在脸上。周围地朋友关心问你“没事吧”。通常的回答都会在“不知道”和“心情不好吧”之间。自己开始问起自己,“有那么惨吗?”

最惨的是百般盘问,终究没有答案。自己又开始另一盘的烦愁,另一轮的侵扰。但,还是没有结果。一种没名的空虚弥漫着,迟迟不散。

又有位好朋友跟我说:“喔,是因为你内心空虚,找个女友来填补就没事啦!”

我回道:“是我肚子空虚,咕咕叫。该填补它了。”

-异客拍客-

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Dakepaike's Weekly Quotes:

Week 20:

Money is the largest subset of love

-Dakepaike-

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

An Intriguing Brouhaha

This is getting very interesting. Some family matters became a very big issue among some of my relatives.

It all started with numbers and my grandfather’s funeral.

Today, my uncle was sending my grand aunty to the ferry terminal (she is from Tanjong Pinang) after her short stay in Singapore to attend grandpa’s funeral.

“Did you buy the van’s number plate (that carried the casket)?” uncle asked.

“Yes, I asked my nephew to help me buy.” Grand aunty replied.

“How much did you win? Our family side not many of them won, all bought for Wednesday but did not buy for Saturday and Sunday.”

“I bought 1 big. Ah kun (the nephew) said I won $250.”

“What the…” my 3rd uncle was furious.

Because the 4-D number struck 2nd prize. 1 big equals to $1000 dollars. There was no turning back, they have to reach the ferry terminal on time. Grand aunty asked my uncle to get the money back for her and she wanted an explanation.

3rd uncle called my mum to tell the whole family about the incident. My mum is closer to her mother’s side relatives.

In just a few hours, almost everyone knew the incident. Ah Kun the nephew might have ‘eaten’ some money. Some of his brothers and sisters called him and demand an explanation. A sister even wanted to severe ties with him. The father of Ah Kun was quite unhappy too but he doubted the validity of the story.

Then someone called Ah Kun and asked him what happened. Ah Kun told him/her that he helped grand aunty buy 1 big i-bet so she did not win that much.

No one knows how the i-bet works, not even the pay out. My mum asked me to check how the i-bet system works. After some computer games, I checked it out and realized that grand aunty would have won only $41, not $250.

Then why Ah Kun gave her $250? My aunties called him again and questioned him, why would $41 turn into $250? He said he knew grand aunty is quite poor, he has some money so he gave her another $200 plus. $41 sounds a bit too little.

Is this story believable? Ah Kun never gave his father money before and now he gave his aunty $200.

“I even told her I am buying i-bet, which would mean she does not win that much if she really strikes 4-D.” Ah Kun said in defense.

Ah Kun’s father believed the story. Another brother of his believed too but all his sisters think he was lying.

In the discussions, some of my aunties said my grand aunty does not know i-bet, why would Ah Kun tell her he was going to buy i-bet instead of the normal one?

On my grand aunty’s side, she did not know how much she would get if she strikes 1st, 2nd, 3rd or other groups. Another very strange thing – She was staying in Ah Kun’s house and when she wants him to switch on the tele-text to see the winning numbers, Ah Kun acted as if he did not hear her.

Then he only told her she won $250 and gave her the money. I observed something fishy. 1st, he did not let her see if the number actually won, 2nd, he asked her to keep quiet about striking 4-D, 3rd, the starter group, for 1 big, you get $250. Coincidentally, it is the amount for the starter group. Perhaps he wanted to trick my grand aunty that the number came out for the starter group if she insists to know.

Something even more suspicious, after he answered some calls demanding for explanation to this matter, he could not be contacted for a very long time.

Then, in a surprising move, he said he could prove his innocence. He said he would go down to Singapore pools tomorrow and request for the records of him buying the numbers using the i-bet system. He would then show to everyone the records.

Well, this may have been a planned move already. Her sisters are suspecting he bought the i-bet system for himself and the normal one for grand aunty. Who knows the numbers struck 2nd prize and he decided to swoop. He could request for the records and then throw away the normal ticket record and show us the i-bet record. He told everyone he did not buy for Saturday and Sunday, only helped grand aunty buy for the weekend, some more it was i-bet.

Unless someone follows him to Singapore pools tomorrow, no one may know the truth. However, it seems like no one is following him.

I am waiting to see how the story unfolds…

Sunday, May 11, 2008

黄建为

考试刚完,来点轻松的…

在中天电视台,有一段广告是介绍世界各地山明水秀的景色。景色的确很美,但广告歌曲才堪称一绝。但不知道这首歌是什么歌名,更不知道是何人之曲,只留下的唯一线索:风潮音乐。经过我一位好朋友的一番搜索,才发现是在2007年获得第18届金曲奖最佳新人奖的黄建为。就是这首歌《Over The Way》,让我着迷:


这专辑刚在本地发行,若需要试听,阅以下网站便得:
http://www.wind-records.com.tw/shop/Stores_app/Browse_Item_Details.asp?Store_id=103&Item_ID=7833

(欧洲杯2008,好期待…)

-异客拍客-

Dakepaike's Weekly Quotes:

Week 19:

Money is NOT the root of all evil, the DESIRE to have money is.

-dakepaike-

母亲的肩膀

这世界太杂乱、太阴险了。
这世界太多变数,无法掌握得透。
我心烦了、乏了、累了、感到疲倦了。
我需要一个沉淀思想的地方。

母亲身形虽小,却有如此宽阔的肩膀。
靠在母亲的肩膀,感受无与伦比的安宁。
母亲的肩膀是我的避风港。

时间仿佛暂时停止,我仿佛回到她的肚子里。

我问妈妈 “妈,我的头重吗?”
妈妈笑着说“不会,一点儿都不会。”

多希望我能永远靠在母亲的肩膀,熟睡着。
把世间所有的烦恼都抛得远远的。。。

在这母亲节,不妨靠在妈妈的肩膀,
感受一下母亲给于我们的温暖。
告诉她你有多么地珍惜她。

-达客拍客-

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-达客拍客-
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