FUKEPAIKE: January 2009

Monday, January 26, 2009

Greetings, Happy NY, CNY!

Hey peeps, pretty and ugly, it has been a long time since I had contributed any shit here. First of all, HAPPY NEW YEAR and 新年快乐! HAH!

Secondly, I have started with my Industrial Attachment (IA) at Institute of Materials REsearch (IMRE) (One of the many many arms of A*Star.). Life is not exactly rosy there, but it is at least not as boring as the many stories of my friends bored to death in other IA companies. It is strange that I have a strong defensive lock inside me that forbids me to call IMRE a company. Instead, I stubbornly refer it as a research institute. I don’t mean it that I am proud to be in it, but rather I would think of it as my incapability to land myself an opportunity in the private/corporate side. More details regarding my internship will come in later.

Thirdly, I feel that the nyonya scriptwriter has no guts. There is no need for the extra 5 minutes segment. Stick to your freaking guns. Be proud of what you write. A scriptwriter should not bow to viewers. Yar, I know it does not help that Mediacok gives so much pressure to itself for the drama series. Disclaimer: I only watch like the last 15 minutes of every episode, cuz VV Drama is better and I don't like the idea of watching 2 generations of cinderella. Fans, please don't f**k me for anything.

Fourthly, the soccer world is running amok. They need sanity. But irregularity is what makes the sport interesting, but would not make punters like me very interested. I would give an update after the 26th matchweek.

Fifthly, a JC classmate just got married. Congrats Valarie. And congrats to Kathleen for getting silently married. Knew of this on Val’s wedding dinner. To all girls/ladies/women graduating and working soon: Please keep fit! (Me too.)

Sixthly (Never seen this word being used before.), enjoy the new year! Bulls, go pray your 太岁.

Seventhly (This is getting absurd.), there is no seventhly. And yar, I got pyrite on my hair! HAH!

-异客拍客-

Sunday, January 25, 2009

happy lunar new year

on behalf of all fukepaike, we would like to wish you a happy lunar new year. May this year be a fruitful and smooth sailing year for you.

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Monday, January 05, 2009

Dakepaike's Weekly Quotes Compilation

There you go. After 52 weeks of weekly quotes, I have compiled all of them in this last week of the year.

1.When you treat everything as not important, everything becomes of equal importance.
2.If you say you have nothing to lose, you have actually lost everything.
3.Pain is only painful if you have the desire to feel at ease.
4.It is not the strongest who survive, it is those who survived that are the strongest.
5.Do not pray for a lighter load, pray for a stronger back to carry a heavier load.
6.The only difference between being brave and acting brave is the degree of fear you can take. You still fear.
7.Reality is harsh… because humans like to indulge in dreams.
8.Death is heredity.
9.The purpose of living is to die one day.
10.Determination is not really a positive thing.
11.Honesty is not necessarily the best policy.
12.Praying is a sign of weakness, vulnerablity and desperation but at the same time, a sign of strength, hope and faith.
13.It is never the nature of a problem that makes it difficult, it is our inability to solve it that makes it difficult.
14.The reason why we have problems is because we have the ability to reason.
15.Life is not a matter of choice and decision, it is a matter of limited choice and forced decision.
16.The world is a crazy mind and the mind is a crazy world.
17.The planner plans because he fears and the planner fears because he plans.
18.Diamond is a woman's best friend, money is a man's best buddy.
19.Money is NOT the root of all evils, the DESIRE to have money is.
20.Money is the largest subset of love.
21."Almost is nothing" - Jose Mourinho
22."Ensure" has a pinch of distrust.
23.Things change, so we change.
24.If talk is cheap, thinking is cheaper.
25.Education often gets you the average (but often a miserable one) and rarely gets you filthy rich.
26.Money can buy you happiness but happiness can never buy you money.
27.A little knowledge can be dangerous.
28.A man must be rich and a woman must be pretty.
29.The father determines how lucky a child is and the mother determines how good the child is.
30.If someone is envious or jealous of you, you must have succeeded somewhere.
31."Potential" is a very misleading word.
32.Beliefs are hard to last if they are believing in someone.
33.A daunting challenge is an obstacle; an interesting obstacle is a challenge.
34.The biggest room you can ever have is the room for improvement.
35.The harder you think, the more bleak the situation becomes.
36.If you don't know what would happen if you say something, never say it.
37.Naivety breeds optimism.
38.Being optimistic is not thinking hard enough.
39.Procrastination is the worst form of time luxury.
40.People remember misdeeds more than denials.
41.The more you want something to stay the way you desire now, the more you will fear for its future.
42.No pain no gain does not mean have pain will gain.
43.Don’t bother to understand your partner even if you can.
44.It is not fair to say "It is fair as everyone has 24 hours each day to use" because some people have a lot more things to do than others.
45.Never be too good and nice cos' one minor mistake can be fatal.
46.A promise is always empty unti it has been fulfilled.
47.If your boss treats you like a grandson, you treat yourself like a grandpa.
48.Bad news come in two waves - 1st the impact, then the consequences.
49."Everything is related to everything else but near things are more related to distant things."
50.You can't win a thousand battles without losing one, but you can lose a hundred battles without winning one.
51.Getting a B grade is a matter of hard work. Getting an A grade is a matter of hard work AND luck.
52. Strong men believe in hard work while weak men believe in luck, but all men (even strong ones) need luck.

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