异客杂章

今日我，异客拍客不知哪来的雅兴提笔乱写。请多多支持！奥妙之多，您有能发掘多少？哈哈！

异客杂章之一
对错论

甲: 错之，错之!

乙: 何于错呼?

甲: 丙已错之，莫须辩也。

乙: 么错丙其言其道也，甲怒呼?

甲: 因丙。。。

乙: (插话) 莫须解，莫须解，因甲错也。

甲: 俺话无半句，乙已罪错也，俺冤之。

乙: 甲怒呼? 何以怒呼? 错也? 怒之因以怒因成，无因无根无怒成，如无果无籽何树也?

甲: 俺思丙行错因足，定错也，何错呼?

乙: 引已错因足，判罪错也，丙呼冤呼! 甲以觉呼，奈难呼? 以君知，知他醒觉之，知他其因言行道，何须错知?

甲: 知他因其错，而坏已利之，对错呼?

乙: 非也，非也。知他行其因，非认他行之。行错法制也，哪由仍行之? 自知自错也，须扛错种也，须认错之。知其因之，知其因成而行知，对错呼? 已知无对错也，何已怒之?

甲: 俺…

乙: 无对错也，人人无愁之，神乐呼!

异客拍客终于驾到

嗨，大家好！

我是异客拍客，前阵子已经和大家见过面了！在stiff拍客庆祝大寿时，我也在场，但达客拍客用了我另一个绰号，GCuBe。（在这个博克里，我将会用异客拍客这个绰号）体形较大的我，终究跟吃离不了太远，哈哈！为了达到当拍客的基本要求，我把我较得意的作品献出来。先说明，这清真寺是在邻国马来西亚拍的，我觉得清真寺的建筑构造很特别，很容易引起我的注意，你不觉得吗？（哈哈，我完全没有宣传恐怖主意，只是纯欣赏清真寺的美罢了！）最终目的是要去到伊朗的蓝色清真寺，传闻是全世界最有特色的清真寺！但现在的政治局势嘛…还是别谈更好…

Vivo city nights

Some pictures of vivocity's night outdoor scenary.

Stiff's birthday steamboat treat

It's stiff's birthday on 17th! Stiff treated some of us to steamboat dinner. here are some pictures I've taken:


How the steamboat table looked like.(didn't manage to take a photo with a lot of food on the plates)

the one standing is Isaac, next to him is 麦克. Looks like standing up to fry and grab the food seems more enjoyable, as all of us stood up to do some barbecue towards the end of the steamboat session.

In the background wearing blue is our good friend Clarence. Standing up is obviously our birthday boy, or should I say birthday man Stiff (a bit blurred as he moved to strike a pose when I clicked my capture button) and on the right is our beloved G cube, Liang Hong.





That's me! 搭客拍客 or 达客拍客 whatever, indulging in some self photo taking session. Overall, the steamboat is quite worth. $10 per person, located at blk 27 food court (insdustrial park) near Eunos mrt station. Variety wise, quite ok, but cannot be compared to those at Marina South. However, the environment is great. Not much crowd, unlike Marina South where it can sometimes get very congested. It also means we can get rowdy after few rounds of beer and wine without fear of being hit by some unhappy customers. haha... Other fukepaikes please feel free to add on any interesting incidents that I did not mention.

重量级狮子。奇迹！成功！

今回想藉此阐述一个简单易懂的道理：有志者事尽成。尽管受到“黑白无常”（都是自以为是，狗眼看人低的无耻之流) 的嘲弄，尤其是一位只懂得自我吹嘘、毫无收敛之心的黑“屎兄” (称其为屎兄已算给足面子，因为此人实在是个 Fxxker) 特别“钟爱”我们。就在我们即将上场表演时，他的狗屎嘴便突然传出一阵冷笑，简直把我们熏死了。

他妈的冷笑之后，便问道：“你们有表演啊？”语中带有贬义，我们怒气油然而生，但因不想与无耻之流同流合污，决定忍气吞声，不将其放在眼里。



狮头68kg，狮尾72kg，但却能做有一定难度的动作（单脚，可惜没有照片，若有，一定上载）。所以，表演成功！虽然还达不到我们的理想水平，但我们却证明了重量级狮子能登大雅之堂。

此文意于劝某些自以为是的仁兄，请回头是岸，不要执迷不悟于自己是无敌状态的梦幻世界。请回去查翻字典，找寻“谦逊"二字，并且弄清其意义。或修读四书五经，陶冶性情。

如有雷同，尽请原谅。此文并没对任何人作人生攻击，一切虚构，请抱着一般心情阅读此文。多谢！！

Vivo City!

Was at vivo city with Mack aka 麦克拍客 yesterday on a mission to get a present for stiff克拍客.

Vivo is indeed big, but i don't think it's as big as suntec but nevermind. Mack and I searched high and low for stiff's present but couldn't really find a suitable one. Anyway, we went to the vivo outdoors and wow, the view outside was fantastic! As part of fukepaike, i have pledged allegiance to the group and it's my responsibility to grab every opportunity i have to take nice scenary pictures. haha, here are some of the pictures i've taken. Quality and quantity may not be great but please bear with it.

me and mack
top central level of vivo
top outdoor level of vivo
second outdoor level of vivo

达客拍客

The Climb

There's a mountain, can't you see?
Yonder on the top I spy
White as snow and spark of gold
Amidst the six point star it shines.
Adorn my auburn hair it must,
A symbol of the joy I find.
In mirrors and the pools of ice
Deep in my soul, it resides.
"Climb!" it said and climb did I,
Though am I heading down or high?
"Don't worry" it rasps as my hands flail,
"Listen to me and you won't fail."
Hanging onto his every word
Down I plunge
Into to the sky,
Where the sun shines bright
Amidst
It's jagged face
And smiling eye.

First of many

Looking Glass

It’s so long, so flat
Isn’t it beautiful?
Now I can see myself
Don’t push! I wanna go first
I’m more important
Than you ever will be
Shuddap!

Yes it is!
Yes!
How about me?
But….
What?
But I came first!
All right, don’t hurt me.